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<onefriedman> i found the optimal way to fart.
<onefriedman> pull down my pants, hold my ass cheeks open, spread em, and just open up the sphinctor
<onefriedman> it's like a loaded cartridge just ejecting immedately
<onefriedman> it's efficient
<onefriedman> it doesn't get my jeans all smelly
<onefriedman> and it's easy to get a good deep sniff afterwards
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